I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

Don’t be fooled by my pretty face nor by my gigantic jubblies. I may look so pretty and sexy but I just wanted to say I have a John Thomas down there. Yes, I’m not an actual real woman when it comes to the physical characteristics but I know in m...

Very fond of socializing. I go to parties and clubs to meet new people. Learn about their life and preferences to see if we have anything in common. I always choose personality over a person's physical appearance.

A genuine gal who is just looking to find a bloke to chase the loneliness away. Very witty and always ready to banter, never gonna have a boring moment with me. Bonus fact: I don't have a gag reflex (trust me, I did an experiment just to check).

I hate receiving flowers because I am deadly allergic to them. Instead of giving me a bouquet on our first date, I would really prefer it if my man could give a box of pizza and a nice bottle of aged wine.