I can be a bit off my trolley sometimes, especially when I already had a few drinks. The tipsy me is a tad too much to handle for a nice guy. I will be all clingy and touchy. I may even start making out with any one if I find him attractive enough.

Instead of breaking my heart, why not break my asshole? You are more than welcome to fuck up my ass. Just make sure you will not also fuck up my life. I am a complete anal slut, so I would pretty much enjoy it if you ruin my bum.

Slim waist, huge baps, and an arse that can shake like it's nobody's business, what more could you ask for? Not to mention that I can be kinky as fuck when a man knows the right words to whisper into my ear.

If you are trying to find a submissive bint who would do all of the kinkiest stuff with you and would follow all your commands in bed, I’m definitely the one for you. I may not be a real lady but I am confident to say that I can act like one.

Live today like it's your last day on Earth. This is the one phrase I take into heart every time I try something new. There is more to life than living boringly. One should open his or her mind to the world and explore more. If you want, you can do y...