What I am looking for is simple. I'm looking for a bloke to make the cold nights scorching hot. Make me writhe and beg for release. Someone who will give me the pleasure I have been seeking for so long.

Whenever I am at a loose end, there is one thing that I always do and it’s up to you to guess what it is. For a clue, what I am doing involves a toy that is probably longer than an average banana and it vibrates from time to time! Any guesses on wh...

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

Always inspired to live each day of my life. I don't worry whether my bumhole becomes dry as a result of not having sex for a week or two. I guess I don't like to expect much, but if you're interested to have this young lass, DM me now.

The mornings would not be complete without a full English breakfast and a cup of black coffee. I am a tea person but having that serving of roasted caffeinated goodness just hits the spot. What would make it better is an extra serving of "bangers" in...