I don't make a lot of promises because I am afraid I might not be able to keep it in the end. However, there is one thing I know for sure that I can keep, and that is to give my man the best time of his life.

I am well aware that I am not the most beautiful woman in the world. My body is not in the shape of an hourglass and my face is not like a goddess. Despite these imperfections of mine, I still do my best to become the perfect version of what I am.

I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.

While some women might leave you once you initiate to have sex with them, I do the opposite. I will cling to you like a wild octopus and will never let you go until we experience the most ecstatic kind of shagging.

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .