I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

What I am looking for is simple. I'm looking for a bloke to make the cold nights scorching hot. Make me writhe and beg for release. Someone who will give me the pleasure I have been seeking for so long.

Treat me as a sexual unicorn who is the most sexually aroused creature in the planet. Say the magic word, and I'm all yours. You can toss and turn me around as you please my master. I'm pretty flexible.

Size does not matter, it's the chemistry that I look for. I want to find a man who has a witty sense of humour, keep me on my toes and always has me laughing. And when the lights are off, I want him to make me scream and moan.

Being in a romantic relationship is the furthest thing on my mind at the moment. I'm here to find lads who are interested to have some dirty chats with me. Which I think that most of you are looking for as well. I would love to hear your dirtiest fan...