A hopeless romantic at heart, but I'm not going to be a fair maiden sitting around and waiting to be swept off my feet. I go to pubs and clubs during the weekends, dancing and drinking until I find a fit lad who would be willing to stretch my arse ou...

I’m here not because I want to find a bloke who I can fall in love with. Instead, I am here to find a bloke who I can get dirty with during the times when I am the horniest and those times would be during midnight up until dawn.

I am the kind of lady who will keep stuffing your face with pizzas and shepherd pie until your body becomes too fat for other girls. It would be hard to cheat with someone if you are not that attractive any more.

I am looking for a nice lad who can make me feel special again. You don't need to do anything fancy and luxurious to make me happy. All I want is your attention and nothing else. No need for expensive gifts or special surprises.

What turns me on is a man who has a nice haircut. Clean and sleek, not heavy on the hair product but not too messy for him to look unruly. Seeing a man's gorgeous locks makes me want to run my hands through it and pull on it while he's kneeling down.