Having such a filthy mind makes normal conversations much more interesting. I love it when someone tells me dirty jokes out of the blue. My wicked sense of humour lets me enjoy life, never gonna have a boring moment with me.

Ever since I was young, I have always learned that my heart, body, and soul is a woman. And that’s the reason why I decided to have my jubblies enhanced. Now, I am happy with how big they are and I’m sure there will be lads here who will be happy...

I can't help but feel horny as I am writing this. The thought of finding a lad who can fuck my asshole is hard is making my whole body twitch in anticipation. I hope I can find him soon before my lustfulness takes over my mind.

Looking all sweet and innocent on the outside, but I can get down and nasty when the right gent comes along. Most think that I don't have a randy bone in my body, what people don't know is that I have a chest filled with dildos of all sizes that I us...

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.