I drink a lot. I’m over the eight most days of the week, but I can still perform well at work the next day. That took me a lot of practice to master though. I’m looking for a mate who can stay up drinking with me all night long. Who is up for the...

If I have the chance to change something in my body, I would choose to not change anything. I am contented with what I have and with who I am despite not having an axe wound. After all, I already have gigantic jubblies that can make any bloke happy.

What's great about being with someone like me is that we can both pleasure each other without worrying when we don't use a johnny. You can pound deep inside my bum any time of the day. You can bury your cum deep within my core every after sex.

If you look into my purse, I have this little blue velvet pouch that I don't go anywhere without. It's filled with a number of toys, from my favourite cock ring to a small vibrator. You'll never know when the opportunity to use them presents itself, ...

Suck me off or fuck my tits, I want to moan out loud with pleasure. It's been years since I had a good shag and I need a bloke to set my body afire with desire again. I have forgotten what it is like to sleep in the arms of another.