Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

My biggest fantasy would be fucking on top of the dining table and having my arsehole filled with cream. Of course, there's a lot of foreplay first. And that involves messy blowjobs and handjobs just to see who is going to blow first.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

There's a whore in this house, and that is me-- I am that whore and proud to admit it. I am not here for long term commitments or anything serious. Still young and nowhere near ready to settle down yet.

Here are some things you absolutely need to know about me: 1. I hate spooning! I would rather have my asshole rimmed than to do such a mushy thing. 2. You can turn me on by wearing some suspenders. 3. I enjoy being starkers inside my flat. 4. Ana...