Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

There's a whore in this house, and that is me-- I am that whore and proud to admit it. I am not here for long term commitments or anything serious. Still young and nowhere near ready to settle down yet.

Shining like the brightest star in the galaxy, I bring fire that's powerful enough to burn that loneliness in your heart. I'm all about giving the best anal sex ever. So what are you waiting for? Leave me a message now, baby.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

The only thing I care about is my looks and my happiness. I know that as long as I stay beautiful, my happiness is sure to follow. There is no need for me to find the perfect man because he will come looking for me instead.