My biggest fantasy would be fucking on top of the dining table and having my arsehole filled with cream. Of course, there's a lot of foreplay first. And that involves messy blowjobs and handjobs just to see who is going to blow first.

I drink a lot. I’m over the eight most days of the week, but I can still perform well at work the next day. That took me a lot of practice to master though. I’m looking for a mate who can stay up drinking with me all night long. Who is up for the...

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

Just because I'm heartbroken, it doesn't automatically mean that I have stopped having sex. I actually prefer to do the complete opposite of it. Which is to have sex as often as possible in order to forget my heartbreak. The reason why I'm telling yo...

I want a lad who will look at me the same way I look at my glass of wine after a long day at work. I wish there is still a bloke out there who can do that. Drop by my inbox if you think you have the eyes that can melt my heart away.